BGsounds

Hello there, I just added some background sound! It took a long time to figure out how to add it. But now that I've listen to it a bunch of times and now I'm bored of it so here are some other sounds you can listen to...

Bored,bored,bored,bored,bored

I'm bored so I'm going to write in my blog today... What was I going to write about? Oh dang I forgot. Don't you just hate it when you forget simple things like what you were going to get as you go into the kitchen, or how to spell "my". So you spell "my" in about 10 different ways like mi,meye,mei,mie,miy,mii,and mee, until you finally give up and you have to ask the embarrassing question "How do you spell my?" Then everybody makes fun of you for the rest of the day and you think to yourself "Why didn't I just use spell check?"

Numbers, Numbers, Numbers...

WARNING:THESE FILES CAN TAKE UP TO 1.5 MEGS OF SPACE! I was getting pretty bored today so I went to Google and started typing in random things. I typed in shapes, things, art, and even jug! Then I typed in numbers and came upon this really great web site! It had almost every random fact about numbers you'd ever want to know! It even had The First 50,000 Random Numbers! So I went snooping around the website, peeking into every crack and crevice I could find! I was astounded to learn 2 to the 333,333 power and surprised to see 1058 powers of 2 and beyond belief that they held the first 28,915 odd primes! They even had, Drumroll please THE FIRST, AND ONLY, EVEN PRIME! The only thing I didn't get was why they had a bunch of zeros in one place...Now I Feel jealous that they have more random stuff than me. So now I shall type in the longest,
most meaningless word IN THE WORLD! HAHAHAHAHA!!! Sjefyvgbduygvswuofygvowsrubgyorswghjghjkfgkfjkhgciytfityfiutfyic vghnhlokbhkfjhfcrgserqaazdfvrfveftgbvujjkoplpklkmjihjghgfvgcvghx gfxhfgxgfcubykujcvyrdreawersdrytvouybpiubgouybbbbbbhfmkjklthjtgy
djytdryesrewrtey4tetw4redytfiouygkulyfugkhdtrwdxgfukygfiookjhgvn
fcjytfcjryeutrsesderqweqazrrdtyjfvluoouvykyfyjtdamntxuytsdxrutrx
ujrtxjtrxfygkytfkuyfubjhdfgraerwhgcfytciytcytckytctestrsrtjhguyd
gcxyitfifytkuyfdytewerwaeqsdkukyppplpojjjkmnojnpkmplkojpmopkjmpo
kmioubhuigvuytgvtrctrexcewzxwaazqazqazqzqazqazwsxwsccevrfrvfvtgv
gnyynnujmijmolpmplmmkjnjuhvgfxdcvhbugydxwessxctvyuhqwertyuiopasd
fghjklzxcvbnmpoiuytreqmnbvczlkjhgfdsaqazwsxedrftgbyhnujmiiolppll
lmokmijnuhbygvtfcrdxeswaq'gt HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
P.S. Try to find as many words as you can.

Random thought from the mind of John

Don't you just love saying things that nobody including you understand? Like... Instead of saying "Please set the dishes" You could say "Please order the forsaken epithelium in a projective motion perpendicular to the kyphotic apteryx with sibilant vetchlings parallel to the epithelium." Now doesn't that sound better?
Another fun thing to do is to make up your own words so instead of saying "Can you get me a trash bag?" You could say "Could you fetch me a articular sidebarreled tonata with fumellers and a xykanoga?" It's just so fun to see a person say "OK" When they really have no clue to what you just said.
I've also discovered some very long, meaningless words and here they are!
1.Otendotenlittledoteninstivitilyotendotenvototavetenvatenvatatandchew
2.Tickytickytembonosorembocharlybarlyrusipipperrypembo
And the more memorable...
3.Supercallafragalisticexpialladoshus
I KNOW I spelled some of these wrong so please leave a comment and correct me.

Crocket

My friend Ben created a game a while ago. It was like croquet and bowling!(Well... It was croquet and bowling) so I will provide a list of materials and rules.
Materials needed
Croquet set
Bumpy backyard(the bumpier the better)
2 or more players
a wall or hockey net
Setup
Take off the mallet heads and place them in a triangle similar to how you set up bowling pins. Make sure you set these up in front of your wall or hockey net and make sure your wall or hockey net is in your backyard.
Rules
Crocket has all the same rules as bowling. Some other rules are that the ball you use must be a croquet ball and NO OVERHAND THROWS! Also the ball must hit the ground once before hitting the pin. If the ball doesn't hit the ground before hitting the pin your turn doesn't count and you lose a point.
If you have any questions or want me to post a game you created leave me a comment and I will get back to you as soon as possible.
P.S. If you get frustrated that the bumps in the ground make it so you can't set up the pins or aim the croquet ball correctly than play Crocket in the street.
P.P.S. I think it's fun with the bumps in the ground.

I Got A Tuba!

I was supposed to bring a tuba home from the high school for the summer so I could practice but I never got around to it. I thought that I would never be able to get the tuba. Then my mom told me to get in the car, she was taking me on a mystery trip! I had no clue of where we were going, so she asked me to guess "I don't know" I said. She started to wave around a CD that said Play That Funky Tuba Right Boy.
"To see a tuba concert?"I guessed
"No"She said
"To see a concert?"
"No"
"To pick up the tuba?!"
"Yes"
I smiled and shouted "Yahoo!"As we drove down the road to the high school.We were picking the tuba up at the office which for some reason they put in the center of the high school. So when I got the tuba I had to carry it all the way down the hall down 7 steps and out into the parking lot. By the time I got it into the car my arms felt like they were falling off. Then I remembered something, I had left the mouth piece at the Middle school! So My mom drove me to the Middle school. We got the key to the music room and reached into a little cabinet ang got the mouth peice. Our quest for the holy tuba had ended.